Choreography
This is mostly novelty material I've written for fun; you will be hard-pressed to find anything resembling the traditional definition of "choreography".
a sequence that always resolves
This is a "universal sequence": it can start in any symmetric 2x4, and always ends in a "circle left n/8" resolve. (It can be pasted directly into sd.)
It even has some bonus properties: every call has someone moving (i.e. no "leads trade" with no leaders, or "funny X" where nobody gets it), there's no use of absolute directions ("headliners", "face the music"), and everything is kept at 90° angles (getting to lines is easier with "1/8 in").
1/4 in
1/4 stable swap around
crazy circulate
echo ends 1/4 in
boys trade
cast off 1/4
leads u turn back
ends start pass the ocean
slide thru
bend the line
heads trade
melded as couples step thru
#2 girl run
#4 boy run
ends 1/4 in
funny circulate
ends 1/4 in
trailers trade
stable #2 girl run
centers slide thru
leads trade
centers pass thru
press ahead
centers slide thru
#1 girl run
#3 boy run
ends 1/4 in
funny circulate
ends 1/4 in
trailers trade
stable #1 girl run
centers slide thru
leads trade
bring us together
once removed #1 couple run
once removed #2 couple run
leads u turn back
Here's some rough intuition for how it works. The first block turns an arbitrary 2x4 into facing lines. The second block ensures the facing lines are made of normal couples. The third block gets a trade by of normal couples with heads as ends and sides as centers. The fourth block pairs the sides with their partners. The fifth block does the same for the heads. Finally, the last block ensures the couples are in sequence (at which point "circle home" can be called).
illegal sequences
Here are a few sequences with totally illegal calls that hopefully are intuitive enough anyway. (The starred call is the one in question.)
[plus]
sides pass the ocean
sides left swing thru, heads half sashay
extend
hinge
scoot back and roll
leads u turn back
1/2 scoot back
*exchange the gears
to a right and left grand
[advanced]
heads star thru
boys run
triple scoot and roll
centers counter rotate
*outroll circulate
finish chain down the line
half tag
hinge
crossover circulate
allemande left (to home)
amateur night, hard plus (2022-08-16)
Here's a patter tip I wrote and called for a Tech Squares amateur night. Tech Squares has lots of challenge and strong plus dancers, so these skew very weird/hard.
opener
sides face, grand swing thru
recycle
sweep a quarter
pass thru
LA (7/8)
perfectly normal flowy plus
heads square thru 4
spin the top
right and left thru
dixie style
trade the wave
boys run
bend the line
boys walk girls dodge
cast off 3/4
centers trade
hinge, roll, LA (home)
lines half reset thru
heads touch 1/4
girls touch 1/4
split circulate
ends circulate while the centers 1/2 zoom and hinge
swing thru
right and left thru
pass thru
LA (home)
half seesaw
walk around your corner
do 1/2 a seesaw your own
(alamo) swing thru 1-1/2
roll
LA RLG (home)
c1 phantoms, surprise rlt getout
heads slide thru
double pass thru
face right
girls partner trade, boys bend the line
couples circulate
do 1/2 a trade, just the girls roll
center girls diagonal pass thru
carefully, right and left thru
single circle to a wave
split circulate
hinge, roll, RLG (1/8)
"there should be a name for that"
sides square thru 2
split the outside pair, go around 1 to a line
touch 1/4
circulate
girls identify
girls zoom, boys scoot back
coordinate
half tag
boys trade the wave
girls diagonal pass thru
trade
circulate
boys run
wheel around
boys walk girls dodge
girls walk boys dodge
centers run and slide thru
new centers face in and pass thru
LA RLG (home)
lines of 3
head girls only, lead right
circle up 3, break out, make a line
lines of 3, up to the middle and back
lines of 3 touch 1/4
everybody grand follow your neighbor
explode and slide thru
left square thru 2
LA (7/8)
cued horseshoe, conc diamonds
sides pass thru
separate, go around 1 to a line
pass the ocean
acey deucey
all 8 circulate
extend
outsides cloverleaf, centers face right and pass thru
with the outsides working as couples, everybody touch 1/4
center 4 spin the top
smallest diamond circulate
biggest diamond circulate
same diamonds, 1/2 circulate, to RLG (3/8)
1/2 trade by, weird crossfire
heads lead right
circle to a line
touch 1/4
boys run
do 1/2 a trade by and turn thru
do 1/2 a split circulate and hinge
crossfire
linear cycle, sweep home
45deg rotation
sides veer left
couples hinge
girls pass thru
do 1/2 a hinge
in your parallel waves, swing thru
split circulate
hinge and roll
slide thru
do 1/2 a bend the line
unsound half circ sequence
sides pass the ocean
extend
centers trade while the ends zoom
split circulate
recycle
1/2 circulate
1/2 split circulate
1/2 diamond circulate, face in to the very center of the square,
back away, and you should be home
partial spchex
sides pass the ocean
extend
all 8 circulate
just the closest wave,
spin chain and exchange the gears around the other wave,
don't do the very centers trade,
other 4 swing thru twice
trade the wave, LA (home-ish)
intentionally bad xfire coord
heads fan the top
extend
boys run
acey deucey
crossfire
coordinate
crossfire
coordinate
crossfire
coordinate
promenade home (5/8)
first go next go nonsense
sides pass thru
separate around 1 to a line
slide thru
double pass thru
first couple go left, next go right
centers load the boat
ends slide thru
pass the ocean, roll like you could
each column, double pass thru
each column, first dancer go left, next go right
dive thru
1/2 sashay 1-1/2
quadruple pass thru
first dancer go left, next go left, next go left, next go left, single file promenade home (1/2)
| - | - | all-four ladies center-for-the tea-cup | chain . .-I HAD-A |
(I HAD A) WAY THEN
LOSING IT ALL ON MY OWN
I HAD A HEART THEN
BUT THE QUEEN HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN
allemande ; left and ; weave ; AND I'M
(AND I'M) NOT SLEEPING NOW
THE DARK IS TOO HARD TO BEAT
AND I'M NOT KEEPING UP
THE STRENGTH I NEED TO PUSH (ME)
| 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + |
| ME----------- heads you |
| slide thru sides roll a |
| way double pass |
| thru clapclapclap leads |
| trade DO SA |
| DO NOW |
| AND YOU SQUARE THRU 3 |
| HANDS ROUND |
centers load the boat
ends cloverleaf
swing & promenade
AND I'M NOT KEEPING UP
THE STRENGTH I NEED TO PUSH (ME)
| 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + |
| ME----------- heads you |
| slide thru sides roll a |
| way double pass |
| thru clapclapclap leads |
| trade DO SA |
| DO NOW |
| AND YOU SQUARE THRU 3 |
| HANDS ROUND |
centers load the boat
ends cloverleaf
swing & promenade
AND I'M NOT KEEPING UP
THE STRENGTH I NEED TO circle to the left
YOU SHOW THE LIGHTS THAT STOP ME TURN TO STONE
YOU SHINE IT WHEN I'M ALONE
ALLEMANDE LEFT YOUR CORNER AND
DOSADO YOUR OWN
ALLEMANDE LEFT AND WEAVE THE RING
CAUSE THEY'RE CALLING, CALLING, CALLING MAINSTREAM
CALLING, CALLING, CALLING PLUS
YOU SHOW THE LIGHTS THAT STOP ME TURN TO STONE
YOU SHINE IT WHEN I'M ALONE